See, the key to any successful exercise regime is the proper motivation.
I honestly think my grand total won from foreign lotteries in the past 6 months is approaching enough to bail out an auto company. What’s even more annoying is that these e-mails will occasionally make it through to my Blackberry, in which case I have to stop what I’m doing, get up, check it, grimace, and then delete it. All valuable seconds I could be using to think about sandwiches.
What’s kind of eerie though is the fact that these seem to be the ONLY kind of spam I get. No male enhancement ads, no viruses, no Nigerian money laundering requests (though after the LICD arc dealing with that, I doubt anyone gets those anymore). Just lotteries, and after a certain number of them show up in your inbox, they start to seem kinda legit… that seed of doubt is planted… maybe I should stop deleting them…
Switching gears, have you ever tried to sell a VHS tape? It is no easy feat these days I can tell you. I have a whack of them, and I realized the other day that I don’t even own a VCR anymore. I threw up an ad on Craigslist, offering these cinematic gems for the low price of a buck each, or best offer. Not one sold. I tried to donate them to a few different places and they all said “thanks, but no thanks.” I would be a bummer to just trash them, so I need to figure out something creative to do with them. Ideas…?
Anyway, while that’s rattling around in your brain, I want to leave you with a bit of a tease. I don’t want to ruin your weekend by filling it with anticipation that will surely gnaw at your insides like so many beavers trying to escape, but I kind of have to. I’m not going to say too much, but be sure to be here Monday. That’s right, Monday.
There’s doin’s a-transpirin’…



You could always despool them and braid the tape into shiny rope.
First, I want to say this is my first time posting. Love the comic!
Now, to answer your VHS question, you could always get video capture device and rip them to your computer, or to DVD.
What?! You’ve been copied on my emails!!??
Welcome to the party, Clarion! It’s a good idea but I’m way to lazy to copy over that much tape.
Martysdad, I got the pills you ordered. They were sent to me by mistake.
Mail the VHS tapes to your foreign lotteries friends…share the wealth with them as they are with you…….
Hey Murph. No problem with the shipping error – I’m good, so have fun with them. Remember now, call your doctor after 4 hours.
I’m disappointed that no one took the opportunity for a Boondock Saints Reference.