Did anyone else have nightmares about this? Being left behind, cold and alone… nowhere to turn, not a single friend in sight… terrified… not sure where your next meal was coming from… where you were going to sleep that night…

I didn’t.

Anyway, I think this is probably a good place to recap our little adventure. However, that sounds like a lot of work, so I urge you to click here and witness the beginning of our little odyssey in to the wild unknown that is the good ol’ U.S. of A.

Based on some numbers we got in this week (and extra special thanks to a cameo in a certain top-of-the-line webcomic) it comes to our attention that there may be some new faces in the crowd this week. Well, let me be the first to throw out a hearty handshake and welcome you to the No Reason-iverse. It is a world of fantasy and flatulence, mystery and melting, and compulsive cheese collecting. There’s also something about Boobs in there. But we’ll get to that. For now, simply let me say welcome, make yourself at home, and don’t mind that smell. (We’re pretty sure we know what it is.)

In other news, this is a very exciting weekend for me. Not just because it is a holiday weekend, and a chance for much fun and frivolity with family and friends (and the eating of the heads of chocolate bunnies), but also because Sunday night I get to cram into a sweaty club and see one of my favourite bands of all time, Lucero.

The Horseshoe here in Toronto is the perfect place to see a band like Lucero, and if you are in the area, I would highly suggest checking them out. Be sure and find me to say hi if you go though. I’ll be the one up front being awesome.

Finally, I would like to thank everyone who sent their get well wishes in regards to my absence on Tuesday. I am feeling much better having permanently redefined the term “violent evacuation.”

I am still going to go with the “sicky” icon though. It amuses me so.