His ability to attract this kind of attention is worthy of legend, and some I’m sure will find their way into these hallowed pages one day, but for now, just knowing of his power is enough. Having said that, I feel I must confess that it actually looks like (cross fingers, touch wood) he may be on the verge of breaking this Cal Ripken-like streak of insanity, which kinda hurts in terms of the loss to the comedic world, but could work out really well for him. So we’ll have to see how that plays out.
I know that the next couple of paragraphs will probably not do much for my popularity amongst the women-folk, but with this being Boob Month and all, I felt it was a part of womanhood that I needed to address: The Crazy.
I have a theory as to why women sometimes seem as crazy as they do. Before I get into this though, I should say that my theory itself is not meant to put one sex above the other (insert your own joke here…. OK, done? Good, let’s continue), it’s simply meant to be a scientific comparison of their thought processes. It is in no way a criticism of anyone.
All right, let’s do it:
You see, Men are very simple creatures. We like meat, sleeping and Boobs. That’s pretty much our top three right there. With a man, things are almost painfully black and white even if he doesn’t say so. The mind of a Woman on the other hand are extremely complicated. Even in making the simplest of decisions, they consider factors that Men wouldn’t even think to think of, let alone conceive and apply to the situation at hand. So when it comes to relationships, Women tend to overthink, and Men tend to underthink. In the end, they both get to where they need to be, but I think it’s how so much confusion and frustration get worked into our dealings with each other, and leads to the generous branding of “The Crazy.”
Keep in mind however, this does not rule out the possibility that people are just plain nuts. That does happen a lot, to both sexes.
Whew. Science is hard. All that and I didn’t even mention the Unholy obsession with shoes. Ah well, gotta leave something for next time right? OK, I gotta split and go record this week’s episode of The Watchtower, that I know you are all clamoring for.
Clamor, dammit!!
Trying not to step in the crazy,
-MM
