OK, before we get to deep into this, I think it would be prudent to mention both for moral and legal reasons, that we are not advocating the stabbing or hair-grabbing of those poor lonesome Emo kids.
Hey, I’ve got a bunch of Dashboard Confessional and Saves The Day records, so when it comes to emo, I’m practically family. However, the haircuts have got to go. I mean come on guys, it has to be irritating to have one eye constantly half-covered by your cascading hair. I know it would irritate me, and I know it irritates the rest of us having to watch you flip said hair away from said eye every 5 seconds. I mean how do you drive? Oh, wait, you don’t. We put up with your tight pants and absolute choke-hold on the internet, so at least give us the hair thing. C’mon, have a heart (broken, held together with Band-Aids, whatever).
So, on a better note, I think it’s announcement time. I have great and wonderful news regarding our little Watchtower program. As of yesterday all past and future episodes of The Watchtower are available through iTunes! Download them, cram them into your iPods and listen to them while gym, or on the bus, or while having sex! Nothing give The Coitus that little Je Ne Sais Quois like an episode of The Watchtower! You will still be able to download an MP3 or stream it off of our website, but hooking up with iTunes is huge step, and I for one couldn’t be more stoked. This might actually justify my 80 gig iPod.
Any way, I just found an awesome website that hosts full episodes of The Office, so I gotta go.
Be the one we need,
-MM
