Damn right it was uncool. But in retrospect, I guess it would be hard to say I didn’t deserve it. I like that we got a little higher on the gross-out scale, what with today being Halloween and all. I’m a big fan of Halloween, after all, it’s true what they say: It’s the one day a year when any girl can dress like a slut, and no one can say a thing.
And I say God bless them, every one.
(Pictures can be submitted via Myspace or at murphnoreason@hotmail.com)
OK, voyeuristic solicitations aside, things here at HQ have settled down and resumed something close to normal. Neither one of us has had any kind of violent evacuation in the last 2 days, so it would seem the deadly virus that plagued us so has retreated. It’s about time too, I was getting worried that the li’l pigf*cker was never going to leave.
In better news, remember a while back when I mentioned something about my Mom? Not that you jerkwads, the thing with guessing her maiden name. Any way, some one actually got it, and the terrible, terrible truth behind their prize will be revealed soon. First of course, all the proper forms must be filled out, shots must be given, and civil liberties waived.
In closing, I’d like to say from all of us here at HQ (and by that I mean both of us here at HQ) have a safe and Happy Halloween, and may all your dreams be ghoulish nightmares from which there is no escape.
See you in hell,
M. o’M.
