NO REASON HQ WRACKED BY KILLER VIRUS

Our heroes immobilzed

No Reason HQ – Tragedy struck the No Reason HQ this week when a killer virus swept through the house (accomplishing the only sweeping ever to occur in NRHQ) rendering our Heroes virtually immobile (just like the by-line says). In between taking turns hunched over the toilet bowl neither writer or artist had time to accomplish much of anything this week.

“Yeah, I—blirhghugleguuglle.” said Jamie before returing to his pose of hugging the toilet bowl, mouthing the words “Make it stop…” over and over.

“Also—urk! OHGOD! Let me die!” Commented Murph before falling to his knees gripped by a wave of stomach pain that left him in the fetal position and sobbing like a 7 year old girl who can’t find the right Princess Barbie at Toys’R'Us.

Sources say that the Virus, crafty as it may be, has been seen on the run and with a little luck, and a lot of tissues, our Heroes will be back in business blessing the world with halarity by early next week.

With files from Associated Press… not really, but it sounds good.