I have long subscribed to the theory that life would be better with more Championship belts. Also, I would like theme music and announcers to alert people to my presence. Combine that with a shiny belt, and you have on hell of an entrance.
I used to enjoy the rasslin’ but these days I’m just not that into it. The days of Heroes like Bret Hart and and crazy Bad Guys like Roddy Piper are long gone. Now it seems to be the same 5 guys fighting over and over again trying to prove who is the most mediocre. There is still some exciting stuff here and there, but it’s no longer appointment viewing.
And this UFC stuff? I just don’t get it. Three hours of guys hugging and occasionally landing a punch. I was at a party recently, and the party actually stopped for people to watch a UFC event. They were really into it too, and I don’t think that they appreciated my commentary. I can see the potenial in UFC, but to me its just wrestling without the personality combined with boxing without the strategy. Toss in some hugging and tight-ass shorts, and you’re on the way.
At any rate, I’m going to resume my search for a governing body of some kind that will award me a title belt of some kind. If not, I will simply declare myself Intergalactic Super Hardcore Heavyweight Champion and begin collecting funds to make my own equally awesome belt.
Keep watching the skies,
M.o’M.
